Each of the quotes listed below or in my regular posts are quotes that speak to me, that tug at me or make me laugh or think or whatever. A quote must have substance to me, that is the only reason I will post it!!

I really need to thank La Belle Cuisine for quite a lot of these quotes. They assembled some beautiful quotes that I just love!! I also need to thank The Quote Garden. More beautiful quotes.


When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
~Laiko Bahrs

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
~Voltaire

If God had intended us to follow recipes, he wouldn’t have given us grandmothers.
~Linda Henley

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
~Luciano Pavarotti

Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
~Henry IV of France

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
~José Simons

If we’re not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn’t settle for junk food.
~Sally Edwards

He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise.
~Henry David Thoreau

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog wouldn’t eat.
~Author Unknown

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
~Mark Twain

Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.
~Gael Greene

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.
~Julia Child

The story of barbecue is the story of America: settlers arrive on a great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat them.
~Vince Staten

The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.
~Chinese Proverb

The whole of nature, as has been said, is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in the active and in the passive.
~William Ralph Inge

Food is so primal, so essential a part of our lives, often the mere sharing of recipes with strangers turns them into good friends. That’s why I love this community.
~Jasmine Heiler, about recipezaar.com

There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making dinner for someone she loves.
~Thomas Wolfe

Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one’s belt buckled.
~Frederic Raphael

I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
~Andy Rooney

Ham and eggs - A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
~Anon.

I don’t like gourmet cooking or “this” cooking or “that” cooking. I like good cooking.
~James Beard

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you.
~Isaac Asimov

Many aspects of my method are based on my feeling and experience. For instance, I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it—and, more important, I like to give it.
~Julia Child

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.
~Robert Redford

If you ever have to support a flagging conversation, introduce the topic of eating.
~Leigh Hunt

He who comes first, eats first.
~Eike von Repkow

Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
~Epictetus

Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.
~Epictetus

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
~Fran Lebowitz

Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
~James Beard

You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
~Julia Child

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
~M. F. K. Fisher

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
~50 Cent (I just thought this one was hilarious!)

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
~Erma Bombeck

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
~Sarah Bernhardt

Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
~James Beard

Food is to eat, not to frame and hang on the wall.
~William Denton

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
~Anon.

Man is born to eat.
~Craig Claiborne

Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
~Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
~James Beard

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.
~Oscar Wilde

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks out-sell sex books three to one.
~L. M. Boyd

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
~Jo Brand

Dining is and always was a great artistic opportunity.
~Frank Lloyd Wright

I hate people who are not serious about their meals.
~Oscar Wilde

I like children - fried.
~W.C. Fields

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
~Eddie Izzard

I pray that death may strike me in the middle of a large meal. I wish to be buried under the tablecloth between four large dishes.
~Marc Desuagiers

Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.
~Voltaire

It takes some skill to spoil a breakfast - even the English can’t do it.
~John Kenneth Galbraith

Never eat more than you can lift.
~Miss Piggy

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
~Erma Bombeck

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
~Elaine Boosler

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